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Such opinions trouble me not, as I have carried a bag in one form or another since the early 80s. I
This pejorative with its invidious and somewhat mysogynistic insinuation both that the female of the species is in some way inferior and that a man who carries such an item is, by implication, somehow lacking might in no small part explain why so few men even in these enlightened times actually carry one.
Such opinions vinoy hotels tampa florida loews trouble me not, as I have carried a bag in one form or another since the early 80s. I started vinoy hotels tampa florida loews doing so at roughly the same time that I cut my hair! Yes, when I left school in 1972 having been required to keep my locks above the ears and orf the collar throughout the fag end of the 1960s I determined that I would henceforth wear it as long as I wished, and thus did not subsequently get it cut again until 1981 or thereabouts. Having surviving from the unenlightened the torrents of humorous obloquy on the subject of my appearance throughout that godforsaken decade I am rendered completely immune to any such jibes.
I am frequently asked what I carry in my bag. The short answer is everything vinoy hotels tampa florida loews ! The slightly longer answer is all the things that other chaps stuff in their jacket, shirt and trouser pockets vinoy hotels tampa florida loews then have to remember to switch to other clothes when they change and have to remember vinoy hotels tampa florida loews to take out before vinoy hotels tampa florida loews they sit down or they ll break their mobile phone . That sort of thing
The other question that I am asked is aren t you afraid vinoy hotels tampa florida loews of losing it? . Well I never have lost one, but I have suffered several thefts. On one occasion my wallet was stolen from the bag whilst I was holding it front of me in a lift in the Hotel Cosmos in Moscow! When subsequent to the event itself I worked out how it had been done, I was almost in awe of the execution of the heist. The setup had featured a little old Russian lady acting as the distraction, whilst the ever-so-helpful young Russian guy ever-so-helped vinoy hotels tampa florida loews himself to my wallet whilst ever-so-helpfully holding the lift doors open. Sweet!
On the other occasion the bag itself was stolen in the bar at the National Theatre in London. This was particularly embarrassing as I had gone there to meet someone that I had not met before and did not know to discuss a creative project. The bag containing all my worldly possessions was lifted from the foot of my chair as I sat in the bar having a drink with her. Without keys I had to abandon my car in the service vinoy hotels tampa florida loews road in front of the theatre, and without vinoy hotels tampa florida loews money I was forced to borrow from the stranger that I had just met in order that I might catch the train home.
I have replaced the bag at intervals as each has one by one fallen apart. As a result I have observed that these things go in and out of fashion, and that it is sometimes virtually impossible to get a bag with a sensible configuration one that can hold everything without being ridiculously bulky. When I found the present incumbent five years ago in Paris (don t we sound cosmopolitan!) I snapped it up immediately even though it was wickedly expensive, because it was the closest I had ever found to being the perfect bag.
Recently, however, it has started to show its age. One of the main zips has failed rendering it insecure and thus considerably less attractive. vinoy hotels tampa florida loews I enquired of Tumi the manufacturers as to whether or not it could be repaired, given that the leather itself is still in pretty good condition. Tumi hinted that they would need to send the bag away to Germany and wanted to charge me so much for the pleasure vinoy hotels tampa florida loews that it was really not worth doing.
It crossed my mind that like me the bag was ready for retirement and I took the opportunity of meeting friends in London last weekend to try to locate a suitable replacement. I was in for a shock. Tumi had discontinued this, the most useful bag in their range, and had no substitute that was even close. Further investigation revealed that as far as bag manufacturers are concerned this sort of thing is now distinctly out of fashion again. vinoy hotels tampa florida loews After a frustrating afternoon s search I had to concede that I was not going to find a bag anywhere near as perfect as the one that I was about to retire.
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