HAHAHA! Too funny. I think that poor Tom has a severe case of short-man-syndrome . Trying to prov

The end result being not a confirmation of Tom Cruise s manly manliness, but a confirmation that he really is, no matter how terribly reverse telephone directory united kingdom hard he tries to fight the impression, an out-of-touch middle-aged dude. That turtleneck getup makes him look like he s about to shoot his Christmas Special with Perry Como and the rest of the getups are pure Suburban Dad at the Home Depot.
Your co-star wore ugly gowns for you, Tom! You couldn t put on a freaking pair of shoes and dress pants? What s with the giant workboots? Is that so no one notices you re wearing lifts or are you planning on digging some ditches right after these photocalls are over?
Oh Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.  Whatever are we to do with you?  Other superstars manage to bring the suit to the game and look hot and manly.  Or are you a trifle too afraid of revealing your inner Girlyman to us all?
Yeah he s turning the big Five-oh this year.  Despite everything  (see all those furrow lines on his forehead? Crows feet?  Me neither!) he just looks worn-out and faded, but maybe that s because he s standing next to a 35-year woman who is talented, smart and gorgeous.  And taller than he is.  Those clod hoppers look ridiculous. Like he should reverse telephone directory united kingdom be wearing a John Deere ball cap.
I couldn t even look at Tom, I was so horrified by the dresses. That first one is just one of the worst things I ve ever seen, and the others are ghastly too. And that is a hard woman to make look bad. YIKES ALL AROUND.
You two are just so funny!   I see these pictures and think.. well he WAS a heart throb back in the day.   The turtle neck get up looks like he should be in a late 70 s -early 80 s aftershave commercial or a sweater catalogue.  Can you please coment on HER gowns?   (Especially that ghastly first one!)
Oh My God!  He TOTALLY looks like an old Irish Spring commercial in that turtleneck!!! Awesome!  That last shirt is just too damn tight.  He can t button the bottom buttom and it is making him look frumpy.
Hum, I kind of hate the hair. Of course, that may be because I assume it s for his role in One Shot . The fact that he s playing Jack Reacher is so very, very wrong that it fills me with irrational hate for everything associated reverse telephone directory united kingdom with the film.
I totally understand. I, sadly, have not been able to block out the fact that he s playing Reacher. I had been able to block out which book they re ripping off. A couple weeks ago I was reminded that it s One Shot, which is one of absolute favorite in the series and I got totally ragey all over again. So. Much. Hate.
Hum, I kind of hate the hair. Of course, that may be because I assume it s for his role in One Shot . The fact that he s playing Jack Reacher is so very, very wrong that it fills me with irrational hate for everything associated with the film.
It surprises me that studios/producers don t write a stylist clause   into their contracts, stipulating that stars have to pass pairs division reverse telephone directory united kingdom muster before they re allowed to step in front of the cameras and fans at gigs like these.
HAHAHA!  Too funny.  I think that poor Tom has a severe case of short-man-syndrome .  Trying to prove that he is better than most therefore does not need to resort to any effort to dress himself in an appropriate manner.  TLo, you crack me up.
HAHAHA!  Too funny.  I think that poor Tom has a severe case of short-man-syndrome .  Trying to prove that he is better than most therefore does not need to resort to any effort to dress himself in an appropriate manner.  TLo, you crack me up.
If I were a lady movie star who showed up at a photo shoot in a dress/heels/makeup/hairdo/etc. and my gentleman co-star showed up in jeans and a t-shirt, I would punch him in the nuts.  Seriously, dudes, that s pure disrespect for your co-star, the event, and yourself.  Grow the fuck up and put on a nice suit and tie!  It isn t like you can t afford it.
If I were a lady movie star who showed reverse telephone directory united kingdom up at a photo shoot in a dress/heels/makeup/hairdo/etc. and my gentleman co-star showed up in jeans and a t-shirt, I would punch him in the nuts.  Seriously, dudes, that s pure disrespect reverse telephone directory united kingdom for your co-star, the event, and yourself.  Grow the fuck up and put on a nice suit and tie!  It isn t like you can t afford it.
She must be really reverse telephone directory united kingdom short to get away with those heels and not squatting next to him to avoid being taller, which I m pretty sure is required by contract if you re going to be photographed with Tommy.
At first, I thought Tom looks pretty good   Then I kept scrolling saw the ridiculousness of his attire vs his co-star s.  Although her dressier get ups were disasterous, she did at least try to dress up to schill her movie.
See this is the type of douche move that makes me want to give RDJ and his ridiculous sneakers a pass. At least he puts enough effort in to get ugly suits and silly sneakers to coordinate. Stupid Tom looks like he s auditioning for those silly Brawny commercials. Meanwhile Paula has an entire hair makeup team trailing after her on this round the world press junket, fugly dresses and all.
What s happened to his face?  I hardly recognize him in these photos.  And his co-star managed to pick out 2 of the ugliest gowns I ve ever seen. That short, tight, shiny cocktail dress is pretty bad, too.
i noticed his weird looking face too.  maybe cheek implants?  or something to enhance his square jaw.  he s a little chipmunk-cheeked.  he looks like a retired reverse telephone directory united kingdom gameshow host (bob barker?) with his new trophy wife.  that last dark shirt is particularly offensive, like he had no clean clothes, so he dug this out of the goodwill reverse telephone directory united kingdom bag where he had thrown it because it shrunk in the wash.
His face an hair look better than usual I ll say that.  Honestly, I have had a soft spot for the guy since Jerry Maguire, because he s such a soulful, reverse telephone directory united kingdom crazy actor/robot.  There s no one else like him.  I think that he should rock the whole graying suit-wearing look that he sported when he played the assassin in whatever that movie was.  That was really hot.
Sorry, but I can t stop staring a Paula to even glance at Tom.  She is a hot mess in every shot.  Although reverse telephone directory united kingdom I don t think she gets it right much on the red carpet.  It irks me to see such beautiful women with design houses at their finger reverse telephone directory united kingdom tips wear such absolute shit.
Yes! It s all about the lifts! Look at that heel she s wearing and yet shorty mcshorterson is looking pretty reverse telephone directory united kingdom level with her. He s such a fox that he can almost pull this off, shitty work-boots and all.
Both he and RD Jr. with those silly tennis shoes are trying for this I m young and hip thing and are just showing their ages.  And Paula is too beautiful to be dressed that many different reverse telephone directory united kingdom shades of terrible.
He is so creepy.  She definitely chose some ugly dresses here, but at least they are at an appropriate level of dressiness for the occasion. reverse telephone directory united kingdom  He looks like a total douche, and his clothes are so casual and sloppy as to be disrespectful reverse telephone directory united kingdom of her effort and of the occasion.
Paula Patton, you may be Frida Pinto s older sister but as gorgeous as you are, you cannot survive an ugly-ass gown.  And seriously, reverse telephone directory united kingdom she didn t get the memo but then again, they olny give it out to girlfriends and wives, so Tom Cruise barely forgives you for dressing tall on him.  She s so used to not hding her height since her hubby Robin Thicke is tall.
Paula Patton went beyond the call of duty to help Mr. Cruise out and he still fugged it up! Seriously, she is a stunning woman on a normal day but she looks positively tragic in these dresses. All he needed reverse telephone directory united kingdom was a gray suit and a tie to look amazing and instead he looks like he just cut down the family s Christmas tree and loaded it on top of the minivan.
Her clothes reverse telephone directory united kingdom are a w f u l.  Rilly bad.  And they needed to get together and talk about the kind of clothes they were going to wear.  He s ready for that blind date at Ruby Tuesdays and she s ready for that escort job.
i think the pants are too tight for suburban dudes. theyre too tight for urban LA dudes, i cant imagine reverse telephone directory united kingdom those further from the center are more likely to emphasize the goods than those who have to fight more harder, no pun intended [okay maybe], to compete.
reverse telephone directory united kingdom ps. yeah, you do know, it s for the lifts. she also kept her head down for him [though she didnt bother to not wear skyscrapers; reverse telephone directory united kingdom then again, i wouldntve either. theres a time a place for everything]. all the dresses are horrible but the westwood, which is not worn all that well either which, of course, may just be my undiluted personal preference, as it were, as it is.
Just saw the movie tonight. Typical reverse telephone directory united kingdom action movie, but not bad if. My sister called it Mission Short guys because most of the main actors were Tom height or shorter except for Josh Hollowway who was looking hellavu good.
I saw the second picture and my immediate response was, it s so he can wear the lifts and even my cat agreed.  Plus I am pretty sure that one of the girls at my prom wore the dress his co-star is wearing in the first picture in 1997.  From Debs or something.
LOL I was totally thinking the shoes were about his lifts! He s already shorter than his coworker, so he couldn t sacrifice the lifts when she s wearing heels! Can scientologists not find someone to invent subtle, platform dress shoes?