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I don t know how it happened, but somehow Paris Hilton slipped back on our radar while we weren t looking.  I know, I know, it s so 2008 and you re feeling so 2000-and-late about it trust me, I do too.  But girlfriend has a brand new, oh-so-very Paris music video for us to feast our eyes and ears upon, and she s ready to make headlines again.  Her recent interview with The Telegraph proves that she s exactly the same Paris Hilton we all left back in Neverland six or seven years ago.  Reading it will make you feel many things, but mostly it s like finding a time capsule of tacky gems you can t help but love.  No mention quality inn iwo jima of her alleged tryst with Bieber , though, which I ll admit is kind of a bummer.
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Every gilt and lacquered surface, almost every square inch of wall, is covered with images of Hilton Hilton covered with gold paint, Hilton greeting her fans, Hilton with Elizabeth Taylor, Hilton printed even on her cushions. A giant image of her, made up of thousands of tiny images, covers one wall, while her portrait looks over the sweeping banister of her staircase.
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To the right is her dog-kennel, which looks like a small Italian villa, complete with cornicing, black crystal chandelier and designer furniture. Hi baby, I love you, she coos, waving at one of the dogs which has appeared on its own miniature balcony.
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I get a panic attack when I decide what to wear too! Mostly because I want to wear cute skirts but I know the chub rub in between my thighs will start to kick in before noon, though, and then I sink theatrically into a pile of peanut M Ms.  UGH WE RE TOTALLY THE SAME.
It was devastating because that was someone I was with for a few years. I don t think I ll ever be able to fully trust any man again after that. It was just the most hurtful and awful thing that anyone could do to a little girl. I was very young, it wasn t my fault.
Okay girl, let me just stop you right there.  Because I was having so much fun chortling my way through this interview until you had to  went there .   A little girl ?? Come on, now, surely you can t be serious.  You were 20 years old in that tape!  Making it sound like you were not only a.) a victim in a scenario you had complete control over but b.) also underage or taken advantage of sexually is NOT doing you any favors.  I was having  so much fun playing in your twisted little world until this nugget fell into my lap.
Any time I see her, I think of one thing Steve Irwin. That crocodile dude was so beloved that when he died they televised a huge memorial for him. If this dolt was in a devastating accident and paralyzed tomorrow, no one would care, and if she died from her injuries, people would be partying in the streets.
I used to hate Paris Hilton but now I ve reached the stage where I ve accepted that she s somewhat successful and just watch the genuinely entertaining spectacle that is her being awkward, rich and blonde.