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On a recent trip to the airport rental counter I marveled at the ability of the Avis/Budget representative to make me feel like a criminal, a moron, and an irresponsible lout gambling with my life all in the space of about eight minutes. Welcome to modern car rental.
I've had a few decent car rental experiences lately, so it was a bit of a shock to once again get the kind of smiling-yet-shitty treatment so well represented in this NSFW scene from the film Planes, cruise to the end of the world Trains, and Automobiles . Aren't we done with this?
This is also helpful because cruise to the end of the world the guy behind the desk is probably a nice person and not individually to blame. He's just a short-sleeved cog in a machine designed to underestimate the intelligence of its customers.
Be afraid, be very afraid. Even though this Chrysler is only worth $9,000 and smells like fish you're somehow going to crash it into a bus full of lawyers all carrying antique Ming vases and new Plasma TVs thus needing cruise to the end of the world $2 million in liability coverage. You'll be broke. You'll be destitute. cruise to the end of the world You'll sell your skinny hipster body on the streets just to make up the cost of this one Chrysler Sebring. And all you had to do was spend an extra $7 a day on top of the price we already agreed to.
Despite doing all of our booking online now, we're still the only business in the Western world to use dot matrix printers printing on perforated sheets cruise to the end of the world of paper. So please wait a few minutes cruise to the end of the world while this prints out.