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Ken Kwapis, director of such environmental disaster movies such as He s Just Not that Into You, License to Wed, and The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, has decided to make yet ANOTHER film about whales (Drew Barrymore was in He s Just Not that Into You, and Amber Tamblyn was in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. They re both fat.)
Jack Amiel and Michael Begler wrote the screenplay, and they ve worked together before on films such as The Shaggy Dog and Raising Helen, so you know the film is actually going to be very sterilized comedy.
The true story of the film will also delve into political waters (get it? Waters?) as the hippy do-gooders get the help of not only the United States, but also the Soviet Union, as the film takes place in 1988, so toward the tail end of the Cold War.
I just noticed I wrote Shaggy pants, because I was thinking about the Shaggy Dog while writing Sisterhood of the TRAVELING Pants, but I ve now decided to leave it, because that film sounds so much better.
I wouldn t mind the film, except that I feel it ll get a little preachy, and from the creative minds behind such crapfests as The Shaggy Dog and The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, I can t help but feel it ll be like having a moron teach me a lesson. Like a Canadian telling me about having a successful country. Or Justin Timberlake telling me about being ugly.
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This is based on true events, stephen f austin hotel we don t eat grey whales stephen f austin hotel so we saved them. Imagine stephen f austin hotel yourself out on the ice freezing your arses off, do you have the will to live? Not every man lives through the cold winters in the Arctic. Yes we are fat people, and we are not ashamed of it, because you skinny folk would not last one winter up there. I flippen dare you to live out on the arctic with what you have and see if you can survive; because we are a kind people we would take you in cloth you and feed you. Even if oil disapears off the planet, we will still survive cause we know how to make it without the luxuries of your electricy, oil and processed food. We have done so for thousands of years. I dare you to live off the land when all the electricity and oil are gone!
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